17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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