apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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