sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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