Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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