I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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