Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
