it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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