I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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