Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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