OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
