I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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