Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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