your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
