Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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