My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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