She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
