I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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