There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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