Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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