i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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