does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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