remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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