you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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