I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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