just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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