no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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