if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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