It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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