if you like me you must not know who I am
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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