just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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