He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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