uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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