HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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