The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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