found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He told me they were just razor bumps!
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Randomize