doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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