What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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