But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I think I just sharted jello shots
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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