So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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