omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Operation Purity has been aborted
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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