And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i dont even know how to be here
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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