we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
this just has baby written all over it
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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