Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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