what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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