it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I need to sanitize my soul.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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