I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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