It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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