do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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