He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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