is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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