their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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