He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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