Dual....:-)
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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