What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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