you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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