Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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